Fourth of July Humor

Just a few jokes to yuck it up with this weekend. Please share your clean fun jokes.

Q. Why did Paul Revere ride a horse to warn the British were coming?

A. The horse was too heavy to carry.

Q. Mix a small curly haired dog with a patriot and what do you have?

A. You have a Yankee poodle.

Q. What would you get if you mixed cattle feed and George Washington?

A. You would get the fodder of our country.

Q. Early settlers were much like ants because why?

A. They too lived in colonies.

Q. What might Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert have been?

A. Monti-jello

Q. What would you get if you mixed America’s national bird with snoopy?

A. You would get a bald beagle.

Q. What would you get if you mixed a tepee with a colonial wig?

A. you would get a powdered wigwam.

Q. What did the man say to his friend as they were parting ways after their visit to the Statue of Liberty?

A. Stay in torch buddy.

Q. What was the name of the ghost that haunted King George the III?

A. The Spirit of 76

Q. What is red, white, blue, and green?

A. Uncle Sam suffering from seasickness.

A Little Boy Dreams of a Successful Writing Career

Sometimes we write the jokes and sometimes jokes are written about writers.

Once upon a time, a boy dreamed about becoming a famous writer one day with lots of devoted readers.

He shared his dream with his teacher and she asked him what he intended to write about.

His reply to her, “I want to write about things the entire world will be reading and that will tug at their emotions so hard that they will cry, scream, bang their heads, and maybe even upend a table, or toss a laptop across the room in response to reading something I wrote.”


Did this boy grow up and live out his dream to be a famous writer?

You decide. He now spends his days writing computer and web error messages for Microsoft.