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Just a few jokes to yuck it up with this weekend. Please share your clean fun jokes.
Q. Why did Paul Revere ride a horse to warn the British were coming?
A. The horse was too heavy to carry.
Q. Mix a small curly haired dog with a patriot and what do you have?
A. You have a Yankee poodle.
Q. What would you get if you mixed cattle feed and George Washington?
A. You would get the fodder of our country.
Q. Early settlers were much like ants because why?
A. They too lived in colonies.
Q. What might Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert have been?
A. Monti-jello
Q. What would you get if you mixed America’s national bird with snoopy?
A. You would get a bald beagle.
Q. What would you get if you mixed a tepee with a colonial wig?
A. you would get a powdered wigwam.
Q. What did the man say to his friend as they were parting ways after their visit to the Statue of Liberty?
A. Stay in torch buddy.
Q. What was the name of the ghost that haunted King George the III?
A. The Spirit of 76
Q. What is red, white, blue, and green?
A. Uncle Sam suffering from seasickness.
lol, some cute jokes!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do to avoid an accident if you're travelling along in a car at a steady speed, there's a drop off of about half a metre to your one side, and you suddenly notice a zebra speeding up behind you, and a donkey just in front of you, and a bus next to you on your other side?
You wait for the merry go round t stop, and get off.
Thanks for your comment on the jokes I posted here and Thanks too for sharing your funny joke.
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